How is it that these new, massively bloated and extremely heavy vehicles are getting anything less than a 5-star crash test rating? Time to send the engineers back to undergrad school and the bean counters back to elementary school, IMO. (it must be noted that the Ram is the sleekest and least bloated in appearance of all of the trucks tested)
You mean sticking ram horns on the front of something doesn’t magically make it better able to survive crashes? The vikings have been misleading me all these years!
Aren’t Rams known for headbutting without head injury?
TheMightyTexMex
@LuckyChuck: Try hares, they are quite smooths.
Bonhomme7h
Go on n getchyer self a big ol pickup truck if ye wanna be safe deeeerp
mynameisjay
How is it that these new, massively bloated and extremely heavy vehicles are getting anything less than a 5-star crash test rating? Time to send the engineers back to undergrad school and the bean counters back to elementary school, IMO. (it must be noted that the Ram is the sleekest and least bloated in appearance of all of the trucks tested)
Psiu! Puxa!: I love your Volvo 240! But I digress
Hey now. Head trauma made Ram buyers the men they are today!
TheDamnedCarWillNotDie
You mean sticking ram horns on the front of something doesn’t magically make it better able to survive crashes? The vikings have been misleading me all these years!
Tyson
You’re telling me the most obnoxiously large, fat, and ‘meaty’ truck out there is also the least safe?
Excuse me while I laugh my ass off.
Brandon Christ
Hello sentient truck, welcome to Jalopnik
Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
Wait what? Rams don’t face up to other American trucks despite early promising signs to the contrary? NO. COULDN’T BE.
KillerRaccoon
Matt White
Guess I won’t be ramming anything in one of those any time soon.
#obviousjokeisobvious
LuckyChuck