2013 Viper SRT And Ford Earnings Are Great But Suck [The Morning Shift]

Posted by Mario on January 27, 2012 Leave a comment (19) Go to comments

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19 Comments.

  1. Anonymous January 27, 2012 at 11:55 pm

    2 gears. Must be electric.

    Voltswagon

  2. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 12:09 am

    Yep. +1

    CRXPilot needs a cheap GT car.

  3. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 1:06 am

    Yep. +1

    CRXPilot needs a cheap GT car.

  4. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Must be a slow news day, not much going on even in the morning shift.

    Stapleface

  5. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 1:20 am

    The Morning Shift sounds just the way I feel this Friday – can’t get outta second gear. : /

    True-Blue

  6. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 2:17 am

    Reverse 5:

    YES. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YEEESSSSS!!!

    /spooge

    Jackie

  7. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 3:05 am

    Ya sorry, I realized i screwed up the first one.

    DukeofBirnam

  8. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 3:26 am


    What, no mention of Michigan’s birthday today?

    87CE 95PV Type Я PROUD OF clean BOXERS

  9. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 3:40 am

    Oh, you edit your comment. Sneaky.

    GT40 in a Brown Paper Bag

  11. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 4:52 am

    Didn’t… was it Mythbusters that ran a 928 backwards?

    Yup.

    ThunderSi

  12. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 4:56 am


    Lots of ‘em.

    GT40 in a Brown Paper Bag

  13. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 4:59 am

    I for one would like to see this. Just for kicks.

    ramLlama

  14. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 5:53 am

    Welcome to The Morning Shift: Powerglide Edition.

    DannyBN

  15. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 6:27 am

    2-speed? What gives here? Next thing you know The Morning Shift will be a CVT and just be one run-on sentence.

    3pedalsgood

  16. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 7:04 am

    So we’re running a Powerglide now?

    GT40 in a Brown Paper Bag

  17. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 7:26 am

    It’s a C1 Corvette.

    CanuckChinaman

  18. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 7:34 am

    Two speeds? What, is this a Tesla prototype?

    ThunderSi

  19. Anonymous January 28, 2012 at 8:12 am

    What vehicle only has 2 forward gears and 6 reverse gears.

    SHENNANIGANS.

    Edited for stupidity.

    DukeofBirnam

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