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COTD: Children’s Storytime Edition [Commenter Of The Day]
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NTM..
Filmed in 20mi rad of Philadelphia
WOOT WOO!!!
Slid into The Matzohball
BEAUTIFUL!
This is what I thought of!
Slid into The Matzohball
I havent laughed that hard at COTD in quite some time. Kudos.
civicdrivr
That’s the mirror of the moto guzi on the left hand side of the image directly in front of the breast in question
suss6052
wow something is totally messed up with her right breast….
~first thought…
uziy16
Dude, I don’t get it.
BullittFan_Fords4Life
Whatever company Spiegel works for, no matter what they do or sell, I want to do business with them. Because that COTD was some crazy good shit.
BullittFan_Fords4Life
If you believe this COTD was written by J.J. Abrams: go to page 145
If you believe this COTD was written by Robert Asprin: go to page 53
If you believe this COTD was written by Spiegel: Go to page 3
Batshitbox
Youre welcome
MC Brian1321
Mebbe
Disabled_Vette
I like Vettes……is that enough?
$kaycog
That was pure gold, Speigs.
And to reward you for your efforts, a classic Moto Guzzi with delivery service…emphasis on SERVICE.
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Cheeseslap
I would agree with Dopeaz, but I cannot love a woman who does not love vettes…
Disabled_Vette
I can only aspire to someday be more like Spiegel.
InvisibleEcho
fuck the happening.
fuck it forever and ever with a rusty, spiky dildo.
that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
well done, sir.
Tarukai
I see what you did there.
Chairman Kaga
Cotd of the cotd?
Dawgvet06
Son of a bitch!
Ok. Spiegel wins his one hundredth and forty seven thousandth cotd, and it’s awesome, as usual. He references JJ Abrams, who is brilliant (I miss Lost, can’t wait for Star Trek 2). And the jalop eds pick a photo from my beloved alma mater, Mississippi State (Go State!), which also proves that kids in my home state of Mississippi can read and that we have libraries there, which most people in Michigan, where I live now, find hard to believe, thus destroying a hurtful stereotype.
This is a sign. I’m buying a lottery ticket. I’m asking that hot chick out at work that I’ve had a thing for for a while. I’m taking a leap of faith somehow this week.
Best jalop day ever.
Dawgvet06
You, Sir, are a freak of nature.
‘Grats!
Brian, The Life of
Wow Speigs, nicely done. As a gift to you I present to you J.J. Abrams’ typewriter. I’m told it’s what he uses for all his scripts.
Half the Wheels – Twice the Fun
I chortled.
Avocado came out my nose.
Jstas
Dang, Spiegel, do you have a job or do you just spend all your waking hours crafting CoTDs?
clank-o-tron
I always wondered, did the script actually contain notes like:
“5 second menacing pan of oak tree.”
“scary shot of stand of pines”
“Make leaves rustling look evil”
Gamecat235
Congrats, Spiegel!
nibby4WD
It’s an OBD-II. SAE’s design
X-cchannel-M
She’s happy she’s alive, except for one thing. She’s not alive! And those hooded men in black robes? Just other Jalops trying to prevent you from discovering a land where there are no check engine lights. That bartender? An alien. You didn’t get drugged, you got gassed. Also, beware the trees.
And that’s how M. Night ruins your movie.
GreenN_Gold
Your current employer doesn’t deserve a man of your talents. Or a bear of your talents. Whatever. I’m not sure. Anyway, you’re a national treasure.
snapoversteer is powered by Solyndra
Dear Spiegel,
Congraturation!
Swine
No I aren’t.
Spiegel has a Dream
I see!
$kaycog
This is the most sane thing I’ve read from Spiegel in two years. I’m calling ghostwriter shenigans!
Epic.
Ash78, the guy with the Saab Draken tattoo
And here, the other reason we love you…
Dopeaz
<3!
Spiegel has a Dream
Clear heels.
“You may not be stripper. But you are wearing a strippers uniform.”
-D. Chappelle
Jackie
“Lovely lady” is the pun of the year.
Disgruntled Rob
This COTD is Jennifer Garner approved.
frogberg
You wake up on a hillside to find Group B RX-7s rallying past you. You follow them along the rally stage.
You find out they are incredibly wayward.
All goes well.
You are better at this than me.
Congrats on your COTD.
Mikeado
Again, my congratulations, Mr. Spiegel, for your most worthy COTD! For your gigantic car collection, I would like to add a Mercedes. This lovely lady will have to your garage as soon as she’s done hugging it. Good job, Spiegs!
$kaycog
We both agree that the engines cannae take this much awesome.
*doffs cap*
Kuang
Fascinating.
(teh b00bies have been pan and scanned)
Chairman Kaga
*Refreshes Jalop*
“Ooh, COTD post!”
*skips directly to comments*
“Yay! Daily boobies!”
*scroll scroll*
“Wait, where is $kay?”
*realizes she may still be passed out from the “Found on Ebay” story*
Dopeaz
I feel cheated.
Eagle Eye wasn’t all that great of a movie either.
Jstas
And what if J.J. Abrams crashes his car, who does he meet? The Architect? or the other one that thinks humans are a virus?
ScreeName
Speigs,
You must write the Fringe episodes.
Quattro-luvr
*brofistALLJalopnik*
Spiegel has a Dream
Alright Speigs. I promised you this one when you were robbed of a COTD for the Dog Fort thread. I have one in my fridge and so long as you can make it here before I drink it, it’s yours. I don’t have a review on this one, so you’ll have to take the word of a bunch of random strangers over at BeerAdvocate [beeradvocate.com] on this one. A couple of Oppo’ers have stated that it’s not that great, but I am hoping that they are wrong.
Congrats on your (insert big number)+nth COTD. Save some for the rest of us you brilliant bastard.
Gamecat235
I have this on Blu-Ray.
dangertree
The mechanic reading the OBD-II codes.
Baja Bug & (again) Volvo
Dude. For reals.
Chairman Kaga