COTD: Gentrification Edition [Commenter Of The Day]

I moved to New York City back in 2002 hoping to find my place in the cultural core of America. Turns out I was a few decades late. Dylan and Warhol and Jeff Buckley all left town a while ago, and what’s left is…not the same. More »

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36 Comments.

  1. I left NYC sometime around when you moved there. Thanks for filling the void.

    I had the same feeling when I noticed that Barnes and Noble had co-opted most if not all of the cool indy used book stores and Soho looked like a Midwestern shopping mall.

    Brooklyn and Queens (other than Forrest HIlls) were still NY when I left. Have they now fallen too?

    vichercules

  2. “Excuse me… are you suggesting… eating my mother?”

    62imperialcrown

  3. Someone , , , has been listening to some Zero Punctuation Reviews. But Congrats none the less.

    MarauderMan

  4. Of course! What a good guy you are.

    $kaycog

  5. Wow…
    I see you were thinking of me ;)
    I’ll gladly accept this award for Klic

    Disabled_Vette

  6. Congrats on the COTD! Just noticing that I can get my footlong B.M.T. on parmesan oregano and then step 8 feet to the right and drop off my dearly departed granny for cremation.

    I think I am gonna pass on getting the sandwich toasted. Grandma? But of course.

    Hotlaps Hoonagain

  7. A fine man if there ever was one.

    Nikola Tesla

  8. Congratulations for your COTD. :-) Speaking of gentrification, I spotted these pictures of before and after of some areas of Harlem taken in the 1980s and 2007 [forum.skyscraperpage.com]

    stephdumas

  9. Ol’ Bill Faulkner here heartedly approves of of today’s COTD choice. When asked once about his rather “languid” writing style, born from his Southern roots, in contrast to the more efficient style of his contemporary Hemingway, his response was an ironic “Fuck brevity.”

    ‘Grats Klic!

    Brian, The Life of

  10. I ran out of breath and I was only reading it in my head.

    BrtStlnd

  11. It’s nice to make a fashion statement on occasion.

    $kaycog

  12. $kaycog, you have outdone yourself! MATCHING COLORS?! WOO!!! :)

    Xedicon

  13. +1

    Saracen


  14. Congrats Mr. TheKlic on your COTD! Like your sentence, this drag racer had no idea when to stop. As such, it crashed. But I’m sure you could fix it up turn it into a snow dragster.

    teampenske3 – RIP Dan Wheldon

  15. There is a magnet toggle switch on the dash.

    $kaycog

  16. o_O

    ….

    Those are some pretty shoes she has on.

    *leaves*

    /;)

    Jackie

  17. she has nostrils?

    dorfer21001

  18. I thought that yellow magnet thing was just a myth. Can you turn off the P magnet once you finally catch one or does it remain stuck to the car?

    sir_pantsless


  19. Hey, Klic, good news! I found your punctuation. It was hiding in the shed.
    Seriously though, good stuff.

    frogberg is looking for an invisible sun

  20. Damn, redhead with musclecar legs… N love.

    Dopeaz

  21. That is a pretty good comment only made better if you read it with Kimi Raikkonen’s voice.

    WOT


  22. Sad troll is sad.

    Chairman Kaga

  23. Hemingway called, he wants his wormwood infused scotch back.

    Xander Crews, Proud of BOXER

  24. She has big nostrils.

    Jstas

  25. Holy run on sentence, Batman!

    Well worded (if not punctuated), and congrats!

    handyjoe

  26. I barely got to the end of that before I ran out of breath.

    gavinski91

  27. Congratulations Klic!

    You came out on top with a VERY early submission! I won’t delve much further into the comment lest I accidentally unleash my very own cave troll, but I will say that it was highly descriptive.

    For your extremely damaged and somewhat scary award winning comment, I hereby present you with this fine fine beverage. Nimbus Brewing Company is a rather wild and crazy place, and Old Monkeyshine Ale is a different beast indeed. This one comes in at 8.2% ABV and has a dark roasted malty sweetness to it. If there are hops in it, I would like to know it (Yes, of course there are hops in it, it’s a beer! But you can’t taste them, at all).

    Congratulations again!

    Gamecat235

  28. A Fartbreaking Work of Blathering Keenness

    Ash78 does not simply chug into Sodor

  29. BUT IM PHUNY
    HE HAV PIKD ME
    I ONE YOU LAST

    Klic


  30. Congratulations, Mr. Klic, on COTD today! My award to you is this hot Corvette which will be brought to you by the equally hot lovely lady.

    $kaycog

  31. Awesome, Klic.

    Go ahead and abuse of this probably delicious upstate NY Beer.

    Congrats !

    Kate’s Dirty Sister

  32. Well done, sir!

    Frost

  33. OMG Y U CHOSE DIS ONE

    Y U NO CHOSE THE ONE I CHOSE

    GAWD

    /yesweredoingthis
    //noregrets
    ///gofuckthepromqueen

    Spiegel Spiegeling Rodriguez

  34. Nice work Klic.

    Quattro-luvr


  35. .

    bizoner

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