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Donked Camaro Prays For Sweet Release Of Death [Custom Cars]
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@Whydoesthisalwayshappentome:
The next shot we do will be filmed, and I will post it in #off topics
theoneshot001,The artist formerly known as 440/4 speed, would like a 426 instead.
@RexMaximus: It’s cause they burned their tongues with all the meth and crack.
Death By Cornbread
@SEXYHAMMER: Sad thing is, someone out there actually thinks this looks good…
HUMONGUS
i vote we find every rim manufacturer that makes rims over 20 inches and we destroy them….
stoneflysoldie
@rufusmacblorf:
rufusmacblorf
I can’t believe how many people they were able to fit in that Camaro!
rufusmacblorf
Somewhere Clarkson is saying
“The most popular hooker murdering vehicle…in the world.”
A.Jaswal
@numanair: What, you mean like THIS?
Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
@theoneshot001,The artist formerly known as 440/4 speed, would like a 426 instead.: I’d actually pay to see that happen.
Whydoesthisalwayshappentome
another good car ruined by dinner plates
Alex Baracskai
@Leviathan05: MSU too. I’m from the Florida panhandle but I’ve lived in the Golden Triangle Region for over twenty years. They are so common that I don’t even notice most of them anymore. Only the really outrageously themed ones grab my attention anymore.
AV6Spd
Donk? Where is my automobile?
Sean Avery
How long until the swelling goes down?
accipiter
material used on those “wheels” would be better used on automatic weapons for children. How dangerous must that be for driving?
handbrake
It still needs McDonalds characters painted on the side.
cheeezwhiz
Jared904
Camaro SS – $40,000
26″ Dubs fo the whip – $10,000
Lowpro tyas fo da whip – $1,500
No tint so everyone can laught at the fool driving – Priceless
Jared904
I’d Hit It….
With,
2.5 lbs, No,
Make it 3 lbs of M023, (C-4),
3000′ of M456, (Det Cord),
1 ea. MN06, (7′ length of Time fuse),
1ea.MN08 (Igniter)
x 2 ea. of all of the above (all shots should be dual primed)
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
theoneshot001,The artist formerly known as 440/4 speed, would like a 426 instead.
@Franzouse: Or Saskatoon *shudders*
zadtheinhaler
To be a proper Donk, shouldn’t it be branded with product logos like Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, McDonalds, Massengill, etc.?
Where are the “fixed it” posts? I am dissapoint.
pussyenergydrink
Do I need this? NO
Does it make my car look better? NO
Can afford to put these on my car? NO
Do I want to look like I’m wasting money? Yes
In that case there is [www.rimfinancing.com]
thedudeabides
As a representative of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Automobiles I demand that you make the Camaro invisible!
RocketC10
I want to see someone make a movie in which a buch of guys (and gals?) travel all over blowing things like this to pieces. Goodby donkey-donks.
numanair
Retarded.
kapwinnnng001
At least they have the courtesy to hit the rotors…
Because nobody wants to see tiny rotors behind 26′s….
wayland1985
@fatfrank72: The only guy I ever knew who put those huge wheels on his car was hard-working, intelligent and personable, plus his wife-n-kid loved him. I never heard of him having any trouble with the law, either. It was a pleasure working with that guy. But those rims – ridiculous!
wkiernan
@fatfrank72: Hell, let’s blame ‘em all! First let’s blame the drug dealers, gang bangers and rappers who make this crap popular. Then let’s blame the rich white kid for thinking it’s cool. I can understand modifying your car, but this shit is just dumb.
HeadTater
Oh, please don’t tell me this is going to be the replacement for the monte carlo.
Industreyal
Oh god WHY!?
How can somone possibly have this bad taste!?
Rhitick
Didn’t know “Hot Wheels” made full size cars
Drydoctor
@HeadTater: yes but they had to have someone to imitate first though. Lay the blame squarly on the shoulders of the dope dealing trash that started this shit. Don’t blame the dumbass thats going to get shot for his bad taste, when that piece of shit is jacked from him.
fatfrank72
@Type R: All that car says to me is dope dealing woman abusing thug. Don’t worry the cops will own that poor misbegotten thing soon enough.
fatfrank72
@egoods: Its simple. As long as an action or style offends the majority of people, idiots will do it.
fatfrank72
@Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart: Baja win.
Lee M. Janotta
@RocketC10: Shoot the damn monkey already its suffered enough. Be a man and kill the poor thing already!!!
fatfrank72
GOOD GOD its the horrid seventies all over again! All it needs is a hundred pounds of bondo, some cheesy flares on the edges and really loud side pipes.
p.s. and a really bad paint job in clashing colors
fatfrank72
my dad runs a aftermarket car place and i was up at the shop one day and i just happened to answer the phone trying to help out and this is what i heard.
“yo yo yo my man i need it now, i need it yesterday i gotta have it tell me you can get it”
sure what are you looking for sir.
“i gots au two thousand fow corolla and i needs a lift kit, to too au lift it. I already bought the wheels, they twenty fows. tell me you can get me it, tell me”
O yes nothing better than this kind of customer. he probably has been selling his bridge cards (yes food stamps) for months saving up to get that corolla donked out
Tristan Hipps
This is akin to animal abuse
RocketC10
@G-Ram: It seems no matter which size you pick, or what you wish to present to the world and why;
at least you can be assured that it will be “Smooth Letter Style”.
skulyk
@Brian DuBois: The majority of these guys are too stupid to learn anything that worthwhile. They would rather just spend a bunch of money on big stupid rims for whatever they plan to drive.
Zero respect for slapping on big rims. Big respect for those that have honed a skill like body work. Even if you don’t love the finished product you have to appreciate the skill and work that went into something done well.
64deville
The F$#%?!?!?!
Daddy Rocket will get the hell out of some groceries
Moronic.
Timtoolman, tornadoes are my friends!
Is it bad when your car is more ridiculous than a hot wheels?
bluehauder
Is it bad when your car is more ridiculous than a hot wheels?
bluehauder
@ninjaturtle: It’d probably be able to cross the river.
Zadkiel
@Captain_Spadaro: Just send the driver to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. That type of person will NEVER find a way to get out of there. Hopefully a Temple Guard will grab them.
Zadkiel
@Gothmog3VZ: Well yeah… since 17 is the lowest they offer, doing what Wunno Sev was talking about and having anything lower than 17 would be hilariously appropriate for mocking those morons.
G-Ram
@Brian DuBois: That is understated and classy as opposed to loud and obnoxious. Unless it’s the latter the “hip” kids don’t care anymore.
Zadkiel
@FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0: Yeah, they make it look better, in a “Why so serious?” way.
hawkeye18
@egoods: Thank you! I don’t get the point of the big wheels. There are not aesthetically pleasing as they don’t match the radius of the wheel well and they have a stance that would make my old ’77 Volvo look low and smooth.
whatever happened to the old-school lowrider 64 Impala that was about 85-90% straight restoration, but lowered with some 50s style skirts and other mods (on the outside at least)?
Brian DuBois
@erikgrad: Oh my that is an interesting theory. We need some scientists to study it. wagon wheels+wagon ho= hos fo sure
ninjaturtle
@egoods: Better yet, stick with 90′s and 2000′s SUV’s. I’m tired of seeing the remaining 80′s Malibu, Cutlass, Monte, El Camino and Caprice units all donk’d up.
64deville
@hawkeye18: Yeah, in a sick, twisted way, those wheels almost improve the proportions of the car.
Almost.
FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0
Beautiful Ferraris and Lamborghinis combust spontaneously, and abominations like this are like cockroaches, it’ll out live us all.
KaBoomBOX
@Jagvar: Do you have any sugar?
22_RE_Speedwagon
I know some assholes in Houston that would love to get their hands on this.
64deville
I don’t get it. Seriously what the hell does this do in a muscle car? Besides making the ride even worse. Stick with the big 4 door cars and I’ll rest easy. I’ll still laugh hysterically every time I see you, but at least it won’t keep me up at night.
egoods
We, the less fortunate, have to stand by and watch as a kick ass car gets toyed around with by the more fortunate. I wish it was mine, I’ll burn those rims to hell.
Type R
@Jagvar: +962
_Ko0LaiD_
@Dusty_Duster: +1
_Ko0LaiD_
@ninjaturtle: That is a great explanantion. While, I do not understand lowriders as a concept, I do see the attention to detail and comadre among those in that genre
Mirageowner
@theeastbaykid: No. No car deserves this; not even Chinese cars.
Captain_Spadaro
I’m no Camaro fan but even they don’t deserve to be donked.
Captain_Spadaro
@ninjaturtle: Wagons, Ho!
I suspect this ‘wagon’ would help a person get a ‘ho’ or two.
erikgrad
@ttyymmnn: That poor B-body.
Captain_Spadaro
If only they rented this.
scsean
@Gothmog3VZ: And southern rednecks.
Subie fanatic who is stuck in a Toyota Matrix for the time being
@skulyk: That would look nice on my Mini if it were the same width as the word Mini.
rigidjunkie
@Mirageowner: Lowriders are an art form and an expression. That’s why they have murals. This is just to show how much money you “spend” or “ballin’”.
ninjaturtle
@Gothmog3VZ: Yeah that’s what I was thinking. That speedo is proper fucked.
jodark
Yo dawg.
Mah 0-60 iz now lik a Prius.
Mah braking distanze from 158 ft to a football feeld.
I nead dubbel da radyus to turn.
And my 19 mpg to 9.
cuz thas how i rolez
AngusTEx
What are we still stuck in the wild west, what is the fascination with wagon wheels? Oooh I know there fans of the Oregon trail game. If so they are in heavy need of dysentry.
ninjaturtle
@AV6Spd: Right, I’m in no way shocked by this anymore. At least it’s a new car.
Where abouts? MSU here, from Jackson.
Leviathan05
@Subie fanatic who is stuck in a Toyota Matrix for the time being: and rapists and drug dealers and chavs
Gothmog3VZ
@jodark: 80-100 % – circumference = pi x diameter, so even a increase of 4 inches will result in ~12 inches greater circumference – those look huge-ass
Gothmog3VZ
@G-Ram: damn, and I was gonna put it on when I picked up a set of 17″ TE-37′s
j/k
but, in all seriousness, I would like to see a guy in a tercel with a 12/13″ badge on the side, just for the hell of it (and to piss off all the “gangstaz” and “tricks”)
Gothmog3VZ
WOW check out the other abominations they offer
[ask313.com]
pk386
@skulyk: Well if that’s not the most confusing thing…
Size matters huh? But I guess not since they offer numbers all the way down to 17 inches. Don’t the kind of people that get these badges generally only ever consider 20+ inches? Anybody putting a chrome badge on their car to brag about their 17s is gonna get laughed off the streets.
G-Ram
86LX5.0
That Camaro is just… vulgar.
Dusty_Duster
@MissingInTraffic: well…technically that was a comment..
Dirt Pirate
@GeeHalen: I wish there was a like button
pbrtim
@GeeHalen: Is it weird that the first think I noticed is how small those brakes are? I don’t see how those could stop a geo metro, let alone the bulk of that camaro.
Ubel
@Wunno Sev: I need to get a 10″ one for my Mini Wagon…
AustinMiniMan
@Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart: Need one of these for parking on the Westside.
TRAMS_AM
@conrader – snuggled up in the bolsters: i’m DEFINITELY hatin’
jaystink
@skulyk: I meant to buy 21″ and 24″ badges and combine them to make a 14″ badge for my old car. Never got around to it before the car bit it. Somehow, my current 16″ crosses that line and seems more like pathetic bragging than joking.
Wunno Sev
I blame rich, white, suburban kids who think they are “gangstas” despite the fact that all the dough they spend is their parents’ money.
HeadTater
As much of an abomination as this is at least this car costs more than its rims. I’ve seen “donked” cars that consist of 100 dollar cars with what I assume as $2000 a piece rims. Drives me crazy trying to figure out why.
This and MASSIVE subs…I don’t get it.
Darkit
i like the camaro ;( but not this one… this is just wrong…. torturing the car…. its like when my tiguan screams at me when i push it to hard…. VROOM!!!!!! ;D
iphone_myphone
“Yeah man, I don’t know, thing takes corners better than the old Camaros did.”
“Oh hell boy, we can fix that.”
“You can?”
“Of course we can, and add some snaz to that new ride of yours to boot.”
“Well lets do it then!”
MadisonSuicide
Jagvar
For the record, I am a pasty white guy in his 40′s. I do not understand this period. I also really do not understand lowriders, but I can give credit for the creative artistry involved in that genre. This, I do not get…period
Mirageowner
dunno, I don’t believe it until I see the badge.
skulyk
Right at home in Oakland.
geschmidtt
The thing looked like a hotwheels car to begin with, this just completes it.
Bamboozler
@cmdrfire: I call it the M1A2 Camaro.
hawkeye18
Check out those riyums. Those riyums. Rill big.
SexualHusky
The worst fad to happen to cars since spinning wheels, which was the worst fad to happen to cars since fake convertible roofs. Lets hope this fad dies with the others, but I’m afraid of what might be next
BMWFan
Whoever deliberately slides behind the wheel of that travesty deserves it. It is its own punishment.
Elhigh
That looks ridonkulous.
LuckyChuck
@Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart: Schweeet!
monkei
@Maxichamp: WINNNN!
monkei
OMG! Why!?
winter_squirrel
@hawkeye18: Except the windows. They’re cartoonishly undersized. I understand it’s like looking out of a pillbox in there.
cmdrfire
So I wonder how off the speedometer is with those new wheels on it?
jodark
8 Mile road is a menagerie of used car dealers, “customizers,” car washes, fast food joints, sketchy small businesses and strip clubs. We drive by 313 Motoring fairly regularly and have yet to determine which one of those things it is.
All of the above?
I’d add crack house and money-laundering station to the list as well.
/never been to Detroit.
cmdrfire
Used a lot by murderers, these cars are, aren’t they?
Subie fanatic who is stuck in a Toyota Matrix for the time being
@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: thwo some Mickey D’s on that bish
meatbag_pussrocket
@Slave2anMG: Master Bates. Didn’t you ever read Oliver Twist?
oddfish
wow…… no comment…
MissingInTraffic
BALLIN! you see me rollin’..
conrader – snuggled up in the bolsters
Why, Jalop, did you go and make me get pissed? I was having a good day until I saw this. Why????
Maxx Cracker — sponsored by Peniston Oils
@Slave2anMG: MastaB8. He’s that new up-and-coming rapper…
Come to think of it, that’d be an awesome license plate.
jodark
I don’t expect to see that in Oakland for another 15-20 years.
Maxichamp
@JackMaz drags wagon: Damn, Nibbles. May you get squooshed by a donk rim!
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JackMaz drags wagon
@MoparRacing43:
JackMaz drags wagon
@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: i don’t get the ads on cars…
kngbeavis1
@smalleyxb122: It’d have been worse except nobody makes slip-on chrome door piping for it. Yet.
JackMaz drags wagon
@AV6Spd: queue? in Mississippi?
kngbeavis1
It’s guys like this that make the economy go like a rocket or go into a free fall.
witless_protection
Um… no.
zeeboid
The headline to this link made me laugh out loud.
vetteman61001
Such a good looking car ruined by such idiots.
thisISaRant…
Drug dealers have no taste.
RexMaximus
Carroll Smith is spinning in his grave.
cooterbaldwin
Frankly, I think the bad-clown-joke wheels look just about right on that bad-clown-joke car. Everything in that thing is cartoonishly oversized. Why shouldn’t the wheels be, too?
hawkeye18
@ttyymmnn: My boss’ parents have a Caprice of that vintage, replete with padded vinyl top and the bordello Bordeaux color interior. He says he’s sick of homeboys ringin’ the doorbell wanting to buy it…
Slave2anMG
@Ash78, crunching numbers:
I wanted to put lambo doors on my moms white maxima… i THOUGHT it would be easier to get out of tight spaces. Then hanging out with a coworker constantly for lunch taught me better!
wizardai
@I. Heart. Cars.:
Thank you, thank you.
EH..
Who needs to turn anyway.
Turning is so over rated.
Its like breathing.. or taking a smash..
SO over-rated.
Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing
And in other news, hotwheels is making a GM like recovery…
awww, too soon???
wizardai
@SLRSpeedshop: Masterwhut?
Slave2anMG
@gravit8…drives with the lights on:
LOLcat needs a quiet spot in the corner with a nice blankie, away from poor horrible people.. who do things to “such nice cars”
Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing
I would really love to see that thing go over a speed bump and shred all 4 tires on the mangled quarter panels.
alextsmith
@Josh Clontz: be one of the***
Josh Clontz
I saw this at bonneville apparently he thought it would be cheaper than a gear change.
Frank Grimes
@matthewmichaelagee:
matthewmichaelagee
I dunno, doesn’t a car that’s unnecessarily huge deserve matching wheels?
theeastbaykid
Where is the brain bleach when you need some? This may honestly be the worst cars since this. Ick.
*Josh does not have rights, nor does he care about the rights to this picture. It is so bad that rights do not apply*
Josh Clontz
@Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing:
The only option we have is maybe…you know…putting the LOLcat to sleep today.
I think this may be too much for any animal to handle. Poor lolcat.
gravit8…drives with the lights on
If you’re going to do the wagon spoke look, do it right. Yo.
mat181
@Scandinavian Flick: JESUS…. did they import that directly from their old Geocities profile?
spikejnz
Gives me hope that the old ways will continue on… You see rediculous donks, I see heritage.
*wish I could post pics*
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mkbruin
…haven’t i seen this before?..
matthewmichaelagee
@Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: “alleviates” Nice choice of words. Well placed.
I. Heart. Cars.
The thing that bugs me the most about how this looks (practicality is a whole other can of worms) is that they don’t widen the wheel arches. It looks so fucking retarded. If they just pushed the bottom of the wheel arches out like 3-4 inches it wouldn’t look as bad. Which I guess doesn’t say much.
Bluesroo
@gtuned: More pics (and specs) can be found here.
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640 Naturally Aspirated HP. Mmmm.
Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart
Gotta love neighborhoods where places like “Happy Foods” will gladly cash your checks…
Dot Communist
@GeeHalen: That would be funnier if I didn’t see that regularly just walking around my neighborhood.
Thank God for garage parking and factory wheels.
jeff-the-ffr-fan
@Enorym: The gas mileage would certainly improve…
Dirt Pirate
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
ak4ray005
SLRSpeedshop
@Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart:
Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart
@Ash78, crunching numbers: You don’t. I saw a guy trying to back out of a parking spot at Quizno’s in a donk the other day. He had to do a dozen point turn to escape. These things have something like 5 degree of steering angle, max.
AV6Spd
I’m guessing that the owner has a mullet and is missing more than a couple teeth…
dosdelon
No rim diameter decals on the body. How tasteful.
ranwhenparked
@Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart: It looks like it came straight from Hell, i love it.
gtuned
@GeeHalen: id rather drive it like this too.
Enorym
@Scandinavian Flick: And Lambo doors and 2 tone paint starting $3000!
JuanOxido
@gtuned: This is El Zorro. A guy in Mexico built it and raced the Baja 1000 with it. More pics:
Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart
Do these wheels make me look fat?
jeff-the-ffr-fan
@GeeHalen: Nice lowering.
cobrajoe
@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: You and me both.
(This is in Thailand, but I figured the pose was close enough)
smackela
@black_peter: Just park it underneath and walk away.
cobrajoe
Consider yourselves greatly fortunate not to live in Mississippi. These things are EVERYWHERE. You can count on at least one being in every stoplight queue at any time of day. Shameful…
AV6Spd
That’s the one they should have taken across those railroad tracks!
Robert Fletcher
@ttyymmnn: I REALLY don’t want to taste his rainbow!!
Gimmi Mørgäikkönën
@Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart: I dont kno what that is.
But i love it.
gtuned
@smackela: Is than in Thailand or India? Sawadee Krup or Namaste Ronaldo….oh and I am SOOOO kidding about liking the donks, I want them all destroyed..
Gimmi Mørgäikkönën
@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: It seems to say, “Taste the rainbow, motherf***er! “
ttyymmnn
“That piece of shit is on my street?”
Not amused.
NewbiusMaximus
You’re doing it wrong.
This would be correct.
Qurtyslyn: Oversteer my Poptart
HA!
Problem solved.
GeeHalen
@JuanOxido: Gotta love their spastic gif.
They disabled right-clicking, so I am posting it here to spite them.
Scandinavian Flick
@irishman72: Don’t worry poor mullet car, that’s what we’re here for….I’d kill ya even if you weren’t donked….
Gimmi Mørgäikkönën
Only a matter of time before they go to the Corvettes.
gtuned
Good Lord! This belongs on 4chan, not J-nik!
What has been seen … etc.
Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!
I didn’t realize anyone was making lift kits for the new Camaros yet. Does Super Swamper offer anything for 26″ rims?
SerialThriller
@SerialThriller: You probably haven’t seen the hookers in Detroit…
Franzouse
I don’t see the problem with this… We, as a society that rewards stupidity, absolutely deserve this and every abomination that follows it.
SEXYHAMMER
The VERY FIRST new Camaro I saw anywhere, about 6-8 months ago, was already partially donked (not lifted, but 22″ wheels on) and had Lambo doors.
It was a few months before I saw an unmolested version.
Ash78, pending babydaddy
@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Ronald bows to the donk in you.
smackela
@Franzouse: What’re you talking about? Them bending over is the good part!
SerialThriller
“…an they’re spinning, n–ga, they’re…”
Ooops, not this one, sorry.
GeeHalen
@Roberto G.: Here you can heave on this, it’ll match…
Gimmi Mørgäikkönën
I saw this poor Caprice in Abilene, TX. It looks like a friggin’ conestoga wagon!
ttyymmnn
@Ash78, pending babydaddy: Put the regular wheels back on one side
Abarth15
I just pop my first Beer of the day and THIS is what I have to look at?
Ben, please, something to balance this one out. For the love of all mankind!
lilwillie
Look’n good yo! Needs some Skittles or Mickey D’s,but on its way!
Gimmi Mørgäikkönën
On a second thought this makes repairing under the car quite easy.
Would someone bring me a ladder, please?
GeeHalen
“Yo, dis here dumb-ass nigga Kief is bout te try jump the tracks in his new rented Camero, with some slangin dubs fo a tyter ride. It’s JDM, yo!”
Gothmog3VZ
@Ash78, crunching numbers: This alleviates that ability.
Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing
@HiramJahoovafat: and preferably from this specific reality…
Dirt Pirate
@gravit8…drives with the lights on: It even bothers the LOLcat.
Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing
@black_peter: you mean supercar in general…as they all have a tendency to do that…
Dirt Pirate
Roberto G.
On the bright side, now that it’s higher the hookers won’t have to bend down to talk to the driver.
Franzouse
HOW DO YOU TURN?!?
Ash78, pending babydaddy
Facebook’s Car Town came to life! Holy crap!
John Carter
@Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: ahh you poor thing…
gravit8…drives with the lights on
Pose with rims, shorty.
GeeHalen
@LuciferV8: also:
YOU’RE DOING (DONKING) IT WRONG!
gravit8…drives with the lights on
@jdepould: true, but there isn’t really a vivisection kit, as they’re mostly the same thing. As long as I can remove this guys heart to make sure he never live again…..
Dirt Pirate
Every moment I live is an agony!
Pessimippopotamus
oh…dear….god….
MarkBone
Make it go really fast – away from sight…
HiramJahoovafat
“I’il take it.”
Motor_Yakuza
*blurp*
OMG
*gag*
I can’t tell if that taste in my mouth is the O.E. I’m drinking, or the O.E. I already drank trying to get back out.
But I bet if these rims had been on that rental from the other day… it wouldn’t have bottomed out on the frame.
“Dear owner of donktastic Camaro; Please try jumping a set of railroad tracks, and be sure to include a friend with braces and a video camera. Thank you”.
gravit8…drives with the lights on
Clearly this is a metaphysical statement by the artist in regards to the increasing power found in today’s performance automobiles. Through these finely crafted boat anchors, the design of which is clearly influenced by the appearance of parachutes festooned with tasteful chrome and ebony hues, he is able to demonstrate the reduction of pace of modern life through drag. It is functional performance art in motion.
Scandinavian Flick
Oh Fucking Lord.
Midnight Club Retards are invading real life.
gtuned
I still have yet to see a vehicle that looks good with rims that size.
I have a feeling such a vehicle does not exist.
MoparRacing43
They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty…
RideTheDesert
I knew it would be bad. I didn’t know it would be this bad.
smalleyxb122
@irishman72: Haha that’s kinda what I thought, thanks for sparing me typing “kill it with fire.”
driven to insanity
Their site is FANTASTIC!
[ask313.com]
JuanOxido
@Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: for once in my life…this might actually be a more appropriate meme….
Dirt Pirate
irishman72
Where is a flaming Enzo when you need one?
black_peter
I didn’t think it was possible, but they actually make the Camaro look correctly proportioned. That’s one way to fix model bloat.
pejer
That’s one sexy John Deere.
GeeHalen
worthless_cos
This is how you do it:
[jalopnik.com]
LuciferV8
@Dirt Pirate: Vivisection is more like it.
jdepould
Ramp it!
Alfisted
Tossed Mazda3hatch’s Chicken Salad all over Accord’s face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing
Ow! My eyes! Quick! Pass the eye bleach!
Jim-Bob wants a B13 SE-R, but will settle for working air conditioning in his 352,000 mile Nissan Frontier.
Someone grab the owner, lemme get my dissection kit….
Dirt Pirate