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I Was In The Subway When They Discovered A Severed Head On The L Train [Trainlopnik]

At 12:30AM Sunday, I thought the reason I wasn’t getting home as early as planned was that piece-of-shit L train. Seven hours later I found out it was because, among other things, of a severed head. More »

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