Currently listed on Ebay, this replica Rolls Royce phantom limo will have everyone thinking you are arriving in a 1996 Lincoln converted to look a Rolls Royce for the price of a 1996 Lincoln converted to look like a Rolls Royce. More »
Replica Rolls Royce Phantom limo isn’t fooling anyone [Found On EBay]
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Stretch Lada for me.
cesariojpn
That takes some effort! Jeez, start a new account instead.
Mr.choppers – Delenda Carthago Est
WTF is this? It’s April 3rd for Chrissakes!
maximum_sarge
We have a 99 Town Car and I wouldn’t make it look like this crap for any amount of money. It’s built like a tank, looks just fine, and a Lincoln isn’t a bad car to be in compared to a wannabe Rolls kit which doesn’t look right to anybody. Keep cars honest people.
Avastmateys
Funerals will love it? Great selling feature!
Straight6er: Disciple of Ca.Jalop
Technically, that’s a Bentley… but THIS is all Rolls-Royce!
MarrsArt
Technically, that’s a Bentley.
MarrsArt
Because people are suckers
Smoshmonker
Dude, I’d just take one of the other limos “biglimobob” has for sale. Who can say no to a Jaguar?
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Guttie
ALL stretch limos are so freakin’ gay. Ugly too.
thomascurt
Any more pictures of this that I can czech out?
tcotrel
This dude also seems to have a reality show on TRUTV, although I’ve never heard of it.
He looks like quite a character actually:
[www.limobob.com]
Admiral_Awesome
Not sure what fun you can have while driving a limo…
This RR on the other hand would be a hoot!
Insert ‘this looks shopped’ comments below:
IN THE FACE!
Nah, I’m good.
teencarfreak
I can’t in good conscience call crack pipe- this POS is a waste of crack. I used to build limos for a living, and I can tell you this is one shoddy conversion. I had a good laugh over that center door- you have to crawl over the seat to get in.
Seriously- who the fuck thinks like this?
Hotrodelectric
Would much rather have this!!!
ME-4 12
Stay thirsty, my friends.
Ickle
at least the overall shape of the front end is kept on this one
yisoo
1) If one of these shows up at my funeral I’ll re-animate and dope slap whomever brought it
2) Properly, this is a 6 door convertible funeral car. The middle seats can be flipped for 3 row forward-facing seats
3) The seller is, and we’ll leave it at this, an “interesting” fellow. For those who want a laugh read his ebay profile and/or personal website.
Nothing Happens
I will never begin to understand the mentality behind abominations like this. I mean, granted, a 15-year old Lincoln Town Car is pretty much bottom of the barrel used transportation at this point, so I could see how running one in your livery fleet is a disadvantage in attracting customers, BUT, at least a Lincoln is a real Lincoln. Its still a luxury brand and was a pretty classy car when new.
How is getting picked up in a shoddily made garage project that vaguely resembles a counterfeit version of another car somehow more prestigious than getting picked up in a real, albeit older, luxury car?
ranwhenparked
I totally agree!
$kaycog
still could be worse
jdub462
nonsense, that’s not a rolls-royce. it’s clearly the new bentley mulsanne!
porsche9146, duke of oppo
+1 to both of you.
Issoa442
new wheels would actually make this thing attractive. seriously. Its not a bad conversion I guess, but seriously, the lincoln wheels, are, well, lincoln wheels.
missourifornian
Clarkson says what?
WW302
A stretch limo — ANY stretch limo — strays so far from tasteful that this thing can’t really make it worse. At least it’s funny.
mdensch
as a bonus…Faking is like riding alone.
MinardiGP
Never trust a woman that tells you she got it. Specially if she once told you she does it alone.
MinardiGP
You heard it here first, folks.
“Funerals will love it.”
Hombre3000
Rufus760
Rufus760
Those grille bars make my eyes sad.
Probably would have been a nice old workhorse before it was tarted up. What a waste.
fintail
@$kaycog:
I got a comment for that…
But Id probably be channeling John Holmes…
Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH
Where’s the boomerang tv antenna?!
Rumble
Doh, You mean I coulda had a Lincoln that looks like a Phantom instead of a Cadillac DTS built on a truck frame.
SS427
Seller has a 71% approval rating on eBay!
Murph
Yes, I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley …
jrhmobile
Ive seen a few of those, they use Honda Accord headlights. Not the newest models, but the ones before that, like 05, 06, 07 etc
DubiousNature
crackpipe! no thanks
rotaryfreakjoe
What did he do to that poor Lincoln!? I’d rather have a ’96 Linc than a Phantom….
Raphy Labrador Labrador
Dr. Homer Bowtie
Motor_Yakuza
There’s a sex joke in there somewhere…
speedygopher
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Homer Bowtie
There is a door between the front and rear doors? WTF?
W140-95-S420
A small, small, small, part of me wants this just to mess with people tell them that it’s real.
Buickboy92
Naaah… I prefer this one.
Shamal
“Surely you can’t be serious!”…
Dr. Homer Bowtie
Makes sense that it’s also parked in front of a fake Frank Lloyd Wright house. It looks like the Gillin Residence from Bottle Rocket.
ɹǝʌoɹ ǝБuɐɹʇs
im AMAZED to actually find someting even lamer than a lincoln limo already is…
“HEY EVERYONE!! LOOK AT ME! I HAD 50 BUCKS TO RENT THIS TASTELESS TRASH!!! LOOK AT ME!!!”
…kinda like that…
Bryan VanAssche
I prefer my ’96 Town Cars* a little more Martin Blank than Limo Bob
*and I mean that seriously, I love a bit of Panther.
Maymar
Well…
…let’s just say that if you have to ride in a 1996 lincoln, this is uh, better than the average lincoln that isn’t a fake rolls royce.
Maybe…(?)
hearse83
What kind of post is this? These things are a dime a dozen… and you missed the most absurd aspect of this one.
LIMO BOB?? Look at the link given!! Part one of his reality tv series ‘trailer’: [www.youtube.com]
It’s about/by (?) guy trying to sell the POS and is utterly ridiculous! You missed out on such an easy chance to make this a hilarious post and instead just regurgitated the original ad.
Sadness…
joedoe
If you’re going to fake something, fake it longer.
$kaycog
I’ve seriously considered a couple of limousines as daily-driver, recently.
All were ’95-’96 Fleetwood Broughams, however. Well, one was a ‘family car’ which may have gotten the nod had the interior not been blue.
This, however… The lighter needs another butane charge to keep the pipe aflame.
Baby Beater Benz
This has Charlie Sheen written all over it!
retro77
I assume this is for sale because the current owner overdosed on half-assedness.
Paul Y. requires regruntling
I didn’t realize the Phantom had a limo. I always thought he was a pretty lame superhero.
AlienProbe
w124e500
Not only that – he couldn’t match the sill for the center-side window with the front/rear door windows. Also, the grille bar spacing isn’t even. Pretty cheesy even by stretch-limo standards.
tonyola
I saw a town car limo with a 2009ish S-class front clip on it. It took me a minute to figure out what the hell was wrong with the proportions of the car. The front bumper was about even with the average pickup, and yet the rocker panels were at normal height. It had donktastic wheels instead of the obvious towncar ones on this one though. As i was sitting there, I finally figured out it was a town car based on the rear window line/doors. What a hideous fucking monstrosity.
TBIburnoutmachine
Somehow, I’m ok with this. Sure, it’s pretty unconvincing, but at night with your drunken prom date in the backseat? More than sufficient. The price isn’t outrageous, it isn’t blinged to death, and and it’s not in terrible shape. I can’t say I like it, but I wouldn’t mind seeing it tooling around the streets at night. That said, it really needs the RR wheels.
chathamh
nice price!
jhoff
all of that ‘custom’ work and he couldn’t get rid of the stock lincoln wheels?
milwaukeesmechanic