Jalopnik super friend Brett Berk recently penned a wisecracking story comparing ten well-known cars to “adorable” animals. The Lincoln MKS made the list, although we’re not quite sure how walruses are adorable. [Vanity Fair] More »
Vanity Fair Compares Lincoln MKS To Cunnilingus-Mouthed Walrus [Blogging The Auto Bloggers]
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Wasn’t really prepared for the “Wilford Brimley after 9 hours of cunnilingus” line I just read while I was on a conference call.
C0vetous
@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: That comparison is an insult to Bullys. Really, I can’t believe the average Vanity Fair reader would appreciate this article.
Alfisted
Boy, and my wife complains about my mustache!
geschmidtt
So that’s why no one uses Vanity Fair as a reference….
Blackened2k6
@cobrajoe: HI-OOOOOOOO!
pj134
Well shit now the Genesis Coupe is adorable, and that makes me want one even more. D’aaaaw who’s an endangered car, you are!
underwear-ninja
I can understand maybe one of these, and that’s be the Nissan…maybe, but that’d really be the only one.
Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop
@sandbeige: zing!
B-Sel
It is indeed noticeable, they both share traits besides the obvious front grill too. The Lincoln is padded from floor to roof in rich leather, the walrus is made of rich leather. Both are rotund. Both can be seen in the company of top hats. The walrus gets better MPG though.
MikeTheRipper12
walruses are awsome..not cute..just awsome.
Dirt Pirate
It’ not nice to make fun… poor Walrus can’t help what he looks like!
Buster Brew
Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.
VeeArrrSix
After all the attention the CTS-V has received, it’s nice to see the MKS get some lip service.
Alfisted
When I see a picture of a walrus, I look at its eyes and they always seem to be saying “WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS POKING OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!1!21@!@!3312
stinkycatfish
@Alfisted: nice
Sl8ter13
@Sl8ter13: I think you mean cooch, cooch, kachoo.
Alfisted
i am disturbed by the lack of oosik mentions
ne1245
Colonel Angus?
em_esuma
@sandbeige: Very nice!!!
Vavon
@spiegel1: Haha that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.
Bengal55
@Jackie: Bwahaahaha. Thats hilarious and completely wrong….
RaptorConner
@sandbeige: You’ve said quite a mouthful.
cobrajoe
Walrusses are known for their long *ahem* johnsons. So I will be very disappointed if I find someone who isn’t tall and named Johnson driving an MKS.
cobrajoe
@spiegel1:
MillenniumFalconGT
@spiegel1: I tried loading a pic of just the Hyneman, but Nibbles ate it.
I think all men should have to grow a mustache\goatee combo like that at least once.
TheAntiCat
At 32, I haven’t seen a cunnus with hair on it since I was about 21. And if I ever saw one with hair like that I’d probably still be in my closet, naked and crying while holding myself in the fetal position.
Whitetrashsteve
@sandbeige: I lol’ed. I wish I could promote this.
ManBehindTheDesk
@TheAntiCat: Fucking dammit Nibbles! Thats 4 pictures you’ve eaten! *loads .44 Magnum with rat shot*
TheAntiCat
So MKS, not Paul, is the Walrus
ManBehindTheDesk
“and for having a mouth that looks like Wilford Brimley after nine hours of cunnilingus.”
See, Wilford? One or two hours is fine. But nine? And now you got dia-beetus. Serves you right.
/goingtohellfast
Jackie
That isn’t a Walrus, this is a Walrus.
TheAntiCat
Shouldn’t this story be on Jezebel?
CJinSD
I do see the resemblance.
…shit, wait.
spiegel1
In some circles, Wilford Brimley is known as quite the cunning linguist.
sandbeige
Giggity.
Hamtramck Homme
@LUV_TRUK: They do advertise it heavily, but other than that it isn’t really.
gman1023
Well no wonder Melissa Etheridge chose him to father her baby.
Ash78, quitting jobs again
I’m not quite sure how the MKS is well-known.
LUV_TRUK
I am the walrus….coo coo ka choo.
Sl8ter13
aww, cunnilingus.
wagons plz