Vermont Prisoner Sneaks Pig Onto Cop Cars In Genius Prank [Pranks]

Posted by Mario on February 3, 2012 Leave a comment (17) Go to comments

Somewhere, in Vermont’s St. Albans penitentiary, there’s a prisoner feeling pretty damn good about himself. Not because of a well-formed shiv or a found cigarette, but because of a really sublime prank: he snuck a pig into the state seals that adorn Vermont’s police cars. More »

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  1. Anonymous February 3, 2012 at 11:22 pm


    The ex-Gov taught him well.

    spectra

  2. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 12:17 am

    I can see prisoners stamping out plates and printing decals, but their Graphic Design program sounds like a pretty sweet plan.

    “Hey, Maurice, do you have the font pack with the new Arial? I’m working on a funny meme pic for the warden about buttrape.”

    “Yeah, it’s on the shared drive. But come here and check this out real quick. My hand just twitched in Illustrator and now this Holstein’s spot looks like a pig. Dare me?”

    “Oh, you shouldn’t! That would be sooooo naughty!”

    “Fuck it, what are they gonna do, give me another life sentence? Kill a cop, hide a pig, kill a cop, hide a pig” (moves hands in motion indicating the scales of justice)

    Ash78 is, like, a boss

  3. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 12:54 am

    It certainly is…

    z.griswold

  4. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 1:30 am

    I love Vermont haha. This is what happens when you try to get free labor out of your prisoners. St.Albans is the most redneck place ever though.

    z.griswold

  5. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 1:40 am


    Update with actual image from a Vermonter. Come on flatlanders, all I did was go to Google images

    skaspy

  6. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 1:40 am

    So, the Vermont State Police have only been around since 1947. Well that would explain why some of the older folk talk about the pre-state police days. Nice car by the way, too bad Caprices are no longer used unless they buy new ones. I cannot even find info on whether or not VSP used Caprices, I assume they did though.

    Anyway, this is funny and someone has utilized their photoshop skills. Here in New York the prisoners in Auburn have made license plates without the state outline at least a few times, made the plates upside down, the digits a bit crooked, and cannot make flat plates, but I have yet to hear about them doing this to the NYSP.

    87CE 95PV temporary fan of NEW JERSEY GIANTS

  7. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 1:51 am

    Oddly, it’s clearer on the patch.

    [www.timesunion.com]

    StreetsideStig

  8. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 1:55 am

    Granny! No!!!!!!

    OOglebooze

  9. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 2:30 am

    That is odd, I wonder what is up with that?

    Apparently Bushels of Grain.

    87CE 95PV temporary fan of NEW JERSEY GIANTS

  10. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 3:28 am

    Looks like a 1991 to me.

    87CE 95PV temporary fan of NEW JERSEY GIANTS

  11. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 4:19 am

    They are really still using 1992 Chevrolet Caprices still?

    HJTravels

  12. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 5:01 am

    [www.cis.rit.edu]

    I’m more worried about those three Kodama someone slapped on there.

    StreetsideStig

  13. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 5:56 am

    I’d make a truly witty joke, but with you guys it’s always like casting pearls before…

    Klic

  14. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 6:52 am

    Meow, that’s pretty funny.

    Franken-Subie

  15. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 7:32 am


    Mother of God.
    (Has this ever been more appropriate?)

    Triborough

  16. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 7:51 am

    It’s a good day to be a Vermonter.

    westford86

  17. Anonymous February 4, 2012 at 8:45 am

    “I keep it real!”
    – Darius James

    joesbagofdonuts

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