Remember the Russian SUV-maker whose whale-penis upholstery gave Pam Anderson the angry shivers? They’re back with a prototype go-anywhere luxo-truck. It’s only a 3D model, so Russian oil barons will have to cool their heels… in Siberia. More »
Whale-Penis SUV Maker is Back With Rubber Tracks [From Russia With Love]
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@Dirt Pirate: No deal, my ass must have the finest and rarest penis around to rub up against.
(Double entendre FTW!)
BigEngineSmallCar
What the hell is on the roof? Side facing grenade launchers?
BMIV
….and big round baby seal eyes for headlights.
Obtuse
Obtuse
@BigEngineSmallCar: What about seal penis?
Dirt Pirate
No whale-penis interior. No deal!
BigEngineSmallCar
@dal20402: That’s Russian tackiness, so you know your getting the highest quality tackiness.
Dirt Pirate
Now powered by whale oil!
Dirt Pirate
@asnobody: Nothing like having electrical problems in the middle of Siberia.
Dirt Pirate
They’ll mark this special edition by using whale penis leather, and trimmed with fur of the white panda.
Hoon_a_TC
@MJF1975: when i was kid living in hollywood we would drive by one of those at an old prop shop on the way to school…so awesome!
asnobody
@asnobody: your damed if you do, your damed in alley if don’t….
MJF1975
Just a GMT830 with $1 million worth of added tackiness.
dal20402
Notes from the Dartz group seat discussion. “Comrades; and we will use Whale Penis for the seats. HA!”
jason.dubreuil
Oh, come on! Without the peen interior, Dartz is just another anonymous SUV maker. That was their calling card!
TrampaOnline
@frinesi2: that woud be awesome….but no
Spot light’s
Optimus-Magnus
thanks, but i’ll stick to this one…
asnobody
@Fisha695: I love it all, except I want real wheels on mine. I don’t plan on tackling Siberia, so I figure that just some bigass shiny truck rims to show off my bigass studded rubber tires should complement it perfectly.
Sir Sonoma
Russia is just so great at pumping out badass toys for the insanely wealthy. Now if only we could get some of those designers working on concepts for companies that actually sell things in a manageable price range and in actual numbers, and we’ll be golden.
In other news, the entire Jeep lineup just looks that much more suckier and pathetic.
Sir Sonoma
Don’t you mean “Blubber tracks”? I mean, these folk would most certainly love using Whale in most everything they make, haha.
espeed623
I know I might end up being in the minority here but I don’t think that looks that bad other then the weird tube things on the roof.
Fisha695
@Roberto G.: grenade launchers are critical to run avalanche control, obviously.
rad_mike
You forgot the people who still lose out either way.
ssrock64
It’s sad to know that today’s Russian plutocrats, need to have the grenade launchers fitted on the roof of their cars. Next they’ll be asking for the help of Jena Plissken.
Roberto G.
Does it fire gravy to disperse the inevitable PETA protesters that will be outside the Dartz factory as you leave with your order?
Ravey Mayvey Slurpee’s current urge: Turbo Yaris
Are those smoke grenade launchers on the roof?
frinesi2