Jay Leno’s Garage is the place many of us would build given lots of free time and ridiculous amounts of money. A perfect and pristine Garage Mahal now sullied by a few of my Caswell Motorsports stickers. And I’m not telling him where they all are! More »
Can I actually have one of your stickers, Bill?
Canuck Chinaman
It is. I went there about two years ago. It’s awesome.
250GTO
I think his children are in the garage
Gargamel
Is it actually a Proton?
Porschephile
I bet Mavis has nothing on Jalopnik’s beloved $kaycog. Especially in the ‘love of axle grease’ department.
How did your original name come about, btw?
Porschephile
Caswell, only guy able to sneak stuff into Jay Leno’s pooper.
/interpretthatasyouwill
//Caswellisprettyawesome
LanEvo
Looks to be around the first time I saw him doing stand up at the Improv in Hollyweird.
Winter of 1983. Was interesting for a 14 year old, and I remember some of the act. He was pretty good in that format.
I wonder if he remembers the audience interaction he had with my then 11 year old sister. That was priceless.
Cool Cadillac Cat – or just C³
So wait, if I enter a reknowned rally/road race with a shitty old car, can Igarner this level of coverage/Jalop Hero status/getting to do stuff others aren’t allowed to do?
Fuck it, I’m off to Sicily to do my own Targa Florio in a rented 1986 1.0 litre Fiat Panda 4×4!
Porschephile
You don’t have to remain $kaycog, you know.
/Sitsstraightandstraightenstie.
Mero the Hero drinks Scotch for breakfast; I bet he approves this message.
I was going to be searched for stickers, which just encouraged me to find better places to hide them. And I did.
Ewwwwwww.
Well, then, the toilet room was appropriate then, I guess.
/humor
Cool Cadillac Cat – or just C³
Latest Big Dog Garage project: Automobile powered by methane from composting toilet.
Remain upwind.
Turbineguy – Minister of Awesome
Go easy on him….if you notice the the gojo pump right above it—what’s on your hands before you hit the gojo? Generally speaking every horrid compound that can come out of a vehicle.
adeft
ive never been so torn. as a car guy, i look up to this man, but hes a corporate dog. ill never watch him on tv or support him after his actions against conan. you’d think he’d have some respect and ethics in show business, but i guess one of his cars needed a payment…
littlephiish
Janitor suspects Leno isn’t lifting the lid.
Skink
He knows about the sticker now. Like Jay does not read Jalopnik.. The world’s most famous gearhead has no time for the biggest car blog. /yeahright
MysticStick
Well look at that she’s apparently real. The name she uses is Mavis Leno Young. Sorry $Skaycog
Fodder650
Gojo natural orange.
Jay is man of taste
Kate’s Dirty Sister
Actually I think hes sold a bunch of cars because of his highlighting some of the smaller manufactures on his show and video series. Thing’s like his jet bike
Fodder650
Leno has never sold a car.
RXEight
You’re right. I had to Google to see if he was married or not. He married Mavis in 1980, no children.
I remain $kaycog.
$kaycog
Bill, please tell me that the decision to place a sticker on a toilet was not a symbolic reference to where the stickers were previously hidden.
pauljones
That’s the way Leno likes it: Original and unrestored.
X-cchannel-M
You got to visit Jay Leno’s garage? You lucky bastard, that must be petrolhead heaven
e30m3
Nope, that’s the Caswell sticker.
grendyll
Funny you should say that. We never see Mrs. Leno do we? She has to be the most understanding wife in the world if he is still married. That or he married a real gear head
Fodder650
Stick it on the bottom on the bowl and I would be impressed.
SuperCharger.Heaven
that sticker is the cleanest thing in that toilet
snap_understeer_ftw
What Jay was up to when that bathroom flooring first hit the scene…
Dang, Nibbles. I know it’s Friday, but Youtube videos? You disgust me.
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StreetsideStig
Does he still have his Ford GT?
$kayleno has a certain ring to it.
$kaycog
I’m waiting for a young Ewan McGregor to crawl out of the bowl.
BrtStlnd
Jay Leno contacts Chattanooga for urinal cake supply.
Pvt. Church is a Motha-effing Ghost
“A perfect and pristine Garage” Is the bathroom a rent-a-biff? NASTY!
MN952
SO APPROPRIATE.
stuffelse
That bathroom looks disgusting. Is that where Jay shoots his heroin?
BrtStlnd
Did someone spray poo all over that toilet?
Shane Elliott
Jay’s garage floor is completely spotless. Meanwhile, the bathroom looks like a war crime.
jodark
Bill,
You sneaky son of a bitch. Was that toilet built for speed or pleasure? Did you warm it up first?
Gargamel
If his shop bathroom looks like that, I’ve got a Lotus
Rusty Van Horn – Self Drive, Baby
I think your sticker is the least of the “sully” concerns in that bathroom.
Jstas