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Your Car Is Old, Top Gear Defends Itself, And Lotus Is Getting A New Daddy [Video]
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Weak hearted indians. Grow a set and stop bitching about nothing. So what if you got a little offended. Nobody cares!
Rx_37
I think they’re putting a Sykactive gasoline engine in that, but it supposedly has diesel-like efficiency. Even if you went with a VW, as long as you didn’t get the Jetta, you’d be getting a good car.
TrampaOnline
Median income has been slipping backwards when you factor inflation. People proportionately brought home MORE money in 1996 than they do in 2012.
MrEvil
agreed.
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Dogapult; Accelerator and keeper of Last Order
Agreed.
If your car has an OBDII port, it doesn’t yet qualify for beater status. Close, but not quite.
My ’95 W124, I consider a luxury beater. There are other things to take into consideration besides age, but that’s a top one.
For example, the 2002 Chevy Cavalier was a beater when new.
C³ – Cool Cadillac Cat
Yeah, unfortunately the Jetta is the most popular VW in the states and it’s Mexico made. Oddly, the Passat, which until recently was also made there, hasn’t had half the problems that the Jetta had, from what I’ve seen. For whatever reason, the Jetta has just not been made as well as the rest of the cars. Socialvegetable on here, has the same year Jetta as the Rabbit (MkV Golf in Europe) that I have. His has been nothing but trouble and mine has been relatively problem free.
TrampaOnline
1st Gear: My car is not old. It was built at the end of November. [www.flickr.com]
2nd Gear: No doubt this is to taunt the North Koreans.
3rd Gear: Just have them make a Bolywood version of Top Gear and call it even.
4th Gear: This is no doubt good news to the Donking industry.
5th Gear: So this guy is buying an appliance manufacturer?
6th Gear: You can prove anything with statistics. In fact 98.47% of all statistics are made up.
Reverse 1: But it is still a mini-van.
Reverse 2: The Times actually knows there is a subway in New York?!
Reverse 3: A Prius is replacement for nothing.
Reverse 4: Seems to link to a blank page.
Reverse 5: Tesla makes cars?
Reverse 6: Have some breakfast scotch.
Triborough
We’re doing our part to keep the average age up! 2001 Jetta, 1998 CR-V, 1993 Buick Roadmaster Wagon, 1993 Suzuki DR350s, 1988 Seabreeze RV on Toyota Chassis.
Mazda diesel, wow! Great news.
Haven’t seen the India episode.
Veloster, Meh.
Glass chrome?
8 second Caravan. Well it does have lots of HP.
The Prius camper looks like a big penis and testicles.
v8corvairpickup
I don’t think I’ve owned a car newer than 10 years, and they’ve all been VAG.
bearslayer
I was surprised that the COPO Camaro went for cheaper. I’d have figured the baby-boomer nostalgia market would be a lot bigger than the gotta-have-the-oddball-concept market.
JackTrade
I wish TopGear would come to Florida. I’m sure they can come up with much better jokes than that played out animation of Bugs Bunny.
TrampaOnline
Mazda, please put a diesel in my 3, I don’t wanna buy a VW. Thanks.
jguttes
1st Gear,
Well, I also think it has to do with better parts and assembly, not to mention easy to fix (or at least in the economy vehicle side) and the availability of parts which can be either used or new.
Lets see, my 1st car is 21 years old, my second is 7 years so I would am definitely contributing to the middle and the lower part of the bell curve.
Reverse; Mazda Bringing Skyactiv Diesel To U.S. — Right Move? (Yes)
This is great news, I hope things go well with Mazda and their Diesel drivetrain because I even though Hybrids and electrics might be the future, they still cannot stand against the internal combustion engine in terms of reliability and availability of fuel. Also, subjecting people to change so drastically, might be a bad idea so the using the diesel as a stepping stone to better fuel mileage might be the right move.
Good luck Mazda
Kiwi_Commander
1st gear – Aren’t all the new cars useless hunks of metal and electronics upon delivery? Really, I think the reason is just because people are poor, and can’t trade up to the newest model as frequently.
Honestly, I’m terrified of what a new car these days will be like in 10 years… They’re just giant rolling electronic disasters waiting to happen.
westford86
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Baja Bug & (again) Volvo
Amen. I burst out laughing when friends refer to their “old beater car” and it’s a 2002 or ’03.
ThirdPedalGirl
1st
If the average age of cars is over 10 years old, what percentage of cars reach age 20?
quote:
For some reason we’re guessing the average age of Audi/VW products is a little lower.
We never got Mexican VWs in large quantities here, but despite being a French car nut I do have to admit VW is overrepresented among older cars I see on the road here. Even beating the Japanese, although those are exported to Africa on a large scale (just like Peugeots). I surely see more Golf mk4s on the road daily than all its Japanese competitors combined. American cars 10+ years old are unicorns here.
duurtlang
Lead pic.
Hit me with those dagmars, baby!
1st gear. Hell, both the DD’s in our household were made this century. To me, that’s downright new!
3rd gear.
Fuck anyone who cannot take a joke. Hell, I’m partially-crippled, I poke fun at that. Planet Earth inhabitants, STOP TAKING YOURSELVES SO DAMNED SERIOUSLY!
C³ – Cool Cadillac Cat
This might make a lot of people here happy: DRB-Hicom doesn’t really care about Group Lotus and is prepared to sell it.
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Street Spirit
I like it. Don’t know if I like it enough to pay half-a-mil, but I like it.
frogberg
5th Gear: What ish wrong with a fatty. Urshula Andresh ish shtill at the tiptop of her game, let me tell you that. Preferenshes change with age my young man. It remindsh me of Charlemagne: May my ahrrmies be the rrocksh and the trrees and the burds in the shky. And my lays be the cows in the fields. Great man that Charlemagne, he proved that the penis mightier.
Brian Connery
So what the BBC is saying is…get that stick out of your ass?
AJ
Hey Ray,
What happened to this: “Photoshop The New Dodge Commercial Van, Win A Prize…I’ll DM a Forza Motorsport 4 Jalopnik January Car Pack DLC code to the best results in the comments and then drop the winners into tomorrow’s Morning Shift.”
I know there weren’t many entrants unfortunately but I’d still like to see some picks.
DasWauto